Great Snowman

A few years ago there lived a lover by the name of Jimmy Jones

Who really snowed the girls and left them cold

And gained the title on the Great Snowman

I remember the day when the snow melted away

And the great snowman was wed

He said yes I do and little Linda siad it too

And the Great Snowman was wed

Now Jimmy Jones was the snowman's name

He put all the other local lovers to shame

He had good looks and a big fine car

And he went around breaking all the girlies' hearts

Until one day the Great Snowman found

Linda Lou started melting him down

He bought the ring and they set the day

And the Great Snowman started melting away

I remember the day...

Now the Great Snowman and his loving spouse

Lived in the little subdivision house

They've got six kids and his mother in law

And expecting another kiddie in the fall

His old Cadillac needs a paint retouched

It's full of baby diaper and bottles and such

The Great Snowman has outgrown

All his flashy cuddy clothes

I remember the day...