Everybody vs. Me

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Check it...

We got a little old lady with a poodle on a leashe

And she's trying to get across the street

She's walking 'round all crooked-like

And she's looking pretty feeble and petite

I'm kinda thinking that the thing to do here

Is that whole good samaratan shtick

But I know what she's up to though

I'm not falling for THAT OLD TRICK!

Cause things aren't always what they seem

In this mixed up world of ours

And you know that little lady

Is actually an alien assasin from Mars

She's trying to use my altruistic nature

To get me in her clutch

Well guess what, you're on your own there Granny

Look out for that Greyhound Bus!

Everybody's trying to kill me

It's me against everybody else

I'm obviously important enough

To be the target of a top secret government snuff

I can't trust anybody else, can't you see?

It's everybody versus me

For instance...

There's this guy who lives across the street

Who everybody seems to trust

He goes to work, he pays his dues

He looks innocent enough

But as he's out giving food to the poor

And raising money for the children's choir

I'll be teaching his kids to swear

And setting his HOUSE ON FIRE!

Cause it's so apparant

He's a mind-controlling demon

And if he thinks I'm his marionette

Well he's obviously dreaming

It takes a certian intuitive nature

To see how all this works

The doctors call it a "chemical imbalance"

WHAT A BUNCH OF JERKS!

Everybody's trying to kill me

I fight this war all by myself

There's evil members of an alien race

Who are constantly invading our interplanetary space

If you're not with me

You're against me can't you see?

It's everybody versus me

Whoa, I'm listening to the voices here

Whoa, I gotta concentate so I can hear

I said I'm listening to the voices

And they're telling me to dissappear

Oh yeah

I said the voices keep telling me I gotta get outta here

There's these people I've been living with

For quite a big old while

They keep showing me these doctored pics

Of them walking down the aisle

And they keep on trying to make me

Call them Mom and Dad

I let them think they've got me fooled

It's really kind of sad

Cause they think that I don't know

That the KGB is creeping

Right around the corner

Then they'll kill me while I'm sleeping

But I've got it all under control

Using sophisticated techniques

Think it's easy?

You try staying up for 14 SOLID WEEKS!

HA HA HA

Everybody's trying to kill me

You couldn't possibly understand

The other day I got an insect bite

That looks awfully suspicious

Under ultraviolet light

If I don't make it tell my story

Make them see...

It's everybody versus me

Whoa

It's everybody versus me

It's everybody versus me

It's everybody versus me

It's everybody versus me

It's everybody...