A Million and One Reasons

There was a little old wedding on the planet of the damned

The queen of Siam married the amazing Spiderman

I've got a four thousand dollar photograph to prove it's true

And a million and one reasons for the fucked up things I do

Now there's a million little brain cells dying everyday

Making me that much less accountable for the things I say

I got a stack of Scientific Americans to prove its true

I got a million and one reasons for the fucked up things I do

Now if you invited the whole world to your house tonight

You'd have a real hard time trying to find a place to hide

I got thirty plus years of experience to prove it's true

I got a million and one reasons for the fucked up things I do

There was an itty-bitty bug in an elephant's ear

Telling him everything that he wanted to hear

And elephants never forget a thing you say its true

I got a million and one reasons for the fucked up things I do