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Jumpin' Humpin' Hypocrit

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Jumpin' Humpin' Hypocrit

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Hey, got my hands in my back pocket

I'm a jumpin'

Unscrewing the light from the socket

And I'd rather stand than sit

Puttin' all the people in the dark

Tellin' everyone good night bye bye

I put the sound

Carryin' the truth in my back pocket

My hands are holdin' me down

I've been waiting for people to ask me

What have you found

I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit

I was dead before a gypsy

She held my head and

Fought with my boots till my eyes turned red

I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit

Oh I'd rather stand than sit

I've been down to the gutter

Hopin' I've lived on honey and butter

But with me a life's a game

I call insane

I'm not the one to blame

I'm called insane

I was hung when I was young

I was named insane

I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit

I broke all the laws before my age

I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit

Yeah I'd rather stand than sit

I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit

I turn around to see the clown

But with me a life's a game

I call insane

I'm not the one to blame

I'm called insane

I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit

I'd rather stand than sit

I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrit

I'd rather stand than sit

I put the sound

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