99 Problems BC

I got a hoe from the East, I got a hoe from the West

Got a hoe that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest

I got a bitch from the North, I got a bitch from the South

I got a bitch that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth

I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none

A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun

A bitch with an ass big as a TV set

And there's a bitch over there

Hey, the one I'm gonna get but yo but maybe not!

She might not like me, though

No sweat to a vet, I'll rock her sister, though. WORD

I'll rock the whole damn herd

Fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curb

I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link

Who likes to fuck me with her ass upon the kitchen sink

I got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass

A bitch with none, but hey, I give her a pass, and I love them all!

I love them crazily, and they love me back

That's why they stay with me!

So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

Hit me!

99 problems and a bitch ain't one!

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new

A bitch who loves velvet and the colours blue

I got a bitch that's fat, a bitch that's built

A bitch who all the titties give powdered milk

I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't

A bitch that can sing, a bitch who can't

I got a bitch who loves fucking on an airplane

I even got a bitch off Soul Train

I got a bitch who rolls rag top Benz, long ends!

I got a bitch who's broke as a bum

But she's the most fun!

I got a bitch that plays piano, a bitch who don't

A bitch that dances naked, a bitch who won't

A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall

A bitch who burns my phone with priority calls

And I love them all, I love them crazily

And they love me back, that's why they stay with me

So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

Hit me!

99 problems and a bitch ain't one!

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

I got a bitch that loves the G

She'll fuck you right after she fucks me

I got a bitch that loves boats

I got a bitch that loves handcuffs and ropes

I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow

A bitch that's a virgin, and a bitch that's a hoe

A bitch that lies, a bitch that's true

A bitch who's a man, because y'all bitches too!

I got a bitch that's cool, a bitch that's hot

A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock

A bitch who's lost, and one who knows where it's at

She gets up under me and purrs like a cat

I got a bitch that runs, a bitch that walks

A bitch that yells, a bitch that talks

A bitch that's dirty, a bitch that's neat

A super fine bitch that I knocked at the swap meet

And I love them all, I love them crazily

And they love me back, that's why they stay with me

So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

Hit me!

99 problems and a bitch ain't one!

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one