What's Behind Your Coat

He says that he's an honest man

Taxes not included

He's pinstriped and naturally tan

Tan from all of the shine he's running under your noses

He says that he's a moral man

It's easy when you've got the money

He claims that he's a law-abiding man

What's so great about that when you control the law?

Let me see your hands

This particular fellar

Says he's a religious man

And he sips his wine with reverence

His faith is locked in the can

And he drinks it down until it's almost empty

There's a rumor this one's a second-class man

And pushed into the corner

It's all part of the suppression plan

This is after he ditched his wife and family

Let me see your hands

You say that you're a hard working man

And the rest of the world is lazy

You lead the world in production

All work - no play and your people are all fuckin' crazy

Tell me you're a proper man

Your manners overshadow your morals

You devised the suppression plan

I think you've got your soupspoon too far up your ass!

Name that man