Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Boilermaker
Canonical path: /boilermaker/slingshot
Related lyric paths: 6
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Slingshot
Read Slingshot lyrics by Boilermaker on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Slingshot
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stones don't throw themselves
so grab your slingshot granny grab your slingshot
sitting there by the phone trying to find a ride home
thinking to myself seems no one will help
if my horse breaks a leg she will kill it
shoot it with her slingshot
kill me with here slingshot
hey mr. handyman can you give me a hand
i need some sympathy
granny's all fucked up now she seems all broken down
she needs some sympathy
granny's slingshot has jammed she needs another hand
to help aim it at me
stepped out on the porch with her
she found a stump on her crossword
broken hands across her lap
cigarette stain holes on her lap
drops fall from her hand onto the porch below
cigarette stain holes on her robe
broken hands across her robe
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Boilermaker performs "Slingshot", and this lyric page sits inside the Boilermaker catalog on LyroVerse.
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