Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Bomb The Music Industry!
Canonical path: /bomb-the-music-industry/congratulations-john-on-joining-every-time-i-die
Related lyric paths: 6
Video embedded: yes
Lyric guide
Congratulations, John, On Joining Every Time I Die
Read Congratulations, John, On Joining Every Time I Die lyrics by Bomb The Music Industry! on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Congratulations, John, On Joining Every Time I Die
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
Congratulations!
Go stretch your ears and get a neck tattoo
Congratulations!
All of our friends knew there was no better choice than you
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Congratulations!
Are you gonna move up north and throw away your Yankees hat?
Congratulations!
Are you gonna swear off ska and stop gelling your hair back?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Nice going asshole, nice going asshole
Nice going asshole, nice going asshole
You finally did something right and I'm 2% bummed it wasn't me
I hope you know that Christine's gonna ask you
To get into all your shows for free
And I will smile while silently resenting you
For quitting Bomb The Music Industry!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Now Dave has another friend who's in a more successful band
Now Jenna's got another contact and another drummer to make out with again!
Nice going asshole, nice going asshole
Nice going asshole, nice going asshole
You finally did something right and you'll probably meet Dave Grohl
And tell us about him when you get home
Then you'll get the news from me
That you'll never quit the band
And we're taking you out on tour
For those two months a year that you're home because we can
And sure it's out of spite not to replace you
But you promised and we shook hands
So remember when you're back in Long Island
You will forever be forced to be a part of a ska band
One, two, three
One, two, three
Pick it up, one, two, three
Nice going asshole, nice going asshole
Nice going asshole, nice going asshole
You finally did something right, I guess state college did pay off
We're all music majors too, can you make Ferret give us jobs?
Or at least tell Ferret to sign my band?
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Congratulations, John, On Joining Every Time I Die"?
Bomb The Music Industry! performs "Congratulations, John, On Joining Every Time I Die", and this lyric page sits inside the Bomb The Music Industry! catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Congratulations, John, On Joining Every Time I Die"?
Yes. The related section below points to This is a Singalong and $2,400,000 with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Bomb The Music Industry!?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Bomb The Music Industry!'s lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Congratulations, John, On Joining Every Time I Die yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.