King Of Minneapolis Pts. III & IV

III. OK Hangover

My god.

I woke up on the floor of a famous Minneapolis rapper (whose name will go unmentioned.)

I didn't crush the cat.

No one wrote "dick" on my forehead.

I wasn't seeing stars, I was seeing cigarettes and 1990's compact discs.

I didn't even feel depressed like every other day that I wake up.

I wouldn't trade it for the world, I would trade it for way less.

Just a parking spot and a place to call my home.

I'm always waking up hating that life ain't perfect

Despite what they say, my mistakes AREN'T worth it

But fuck it, I got through today.

I can get through tomorrow.

We lost a tire, but we put it back on.

I lost the love of my life, holy shit, I got a better one.

I lost a couple of my favorite shirts and favorite friends.

I lost my favorite band.

I feel like I have lost my mind and people tell me "this is fine."

Still, I feel shitty every time I try to fall asleep at night.

I wouldn't trade it for the world, I would trade it for way less.

Just a parking spot and a place to call my home.

I'm always making mistakes that are never worth it

Despite what they say, I hate that life ain't perfect.

But fuck it, I got through today.

I got a few more tomorrows.

And everyday I wake and smile but by day's end my smile subsides.

But I guess I'll be here a while and I'll smile through today, 'cause last night I didn't die.

IV. Cecil Otter Tattoo

And I know I'm not dead because I just threw up in my own mouth and swallowed back.

This hangover ain't that bad.

I feel worse just about every day, but James Brown must have sparked a change

Somewhere in our dialogue about sleep, hardcore and not being young.

Got it drilled in my leg

Because I fucked my head.

When I'm all alone, I will always have one friend.

When I wish I was dead

And I hate my friends

I must repeat this 'til the end.

I still have a home even if my home's a van.

When I wish I was dead

And I hate my friends

I must repeat this 'til the end.

I still have a home even if my home's a van.

You still have a home even if your home's a van.

I still have a home.

I still have a home even if my home's a van.