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Artist: Bonde do Rolê
Canonical path: /bonde-do-role/funk-da-velhinha
Related lyric paths: 6
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Funk da Velhinha
Read Funk da Velhinha lyrics by Bonde do Rolê on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Funk da Velhinha
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Fui ao geriatra, caganeira de lascar
No meio do caminho, desloquei minha lombar
Papagaio empalhado, guisado de quiabo
Óculos bifocal, velha surda é o caralho
É o funk das velhinha, que chegou pra arrepiar
As artrite e as artrose vai mexer até quebrar
Então, vai, vai, tira a dentadura
Vai, vai, morde a rapadura
Vai, vai, vai, vai, vaaaaaaaai!
Vem ser meu lobo mau
Mastiga minha granola
Me mostra o seu bilau
Que eu não vejo desde a escola
Chupeta da vovó
Chapeuzinho virou lenda
Isso sim que é velha prenda
É o funk das velhinha, que chegou pra arrepiar
As artrite e as artrose vai mexer até quebrar
Então, vai, vai, tira a dentadura
Vai, vai, morde a rapadura
Vai, vai, vai, vai, vaaaaaaaai!
Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!
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