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Baptist Hospital

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Page type: lyric reference Artist: Boo Hewerdine Canonical path: /boo-hewerdine/baptist-hospital Related lyric paths: 6

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Baptist Hospital

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A ping-pong on a table bouncing

That's exactly how I'm feeling

I'm tired of staring at the floor

'Cos you've been staring at the ceiling

If there is no laughter in heaven

Then I don't want to go

I don't want to go

There's nothing quite as funny-sad

As Christmas Day a launderette

But I'll be fine, I'll be OK

My paper hat, dream cigarette

If there is no laughter in heaven

Then I don't want to go

I don't want to go

I saw the thing I fear the most

Outside the Baptist Hospital

Halfway between a bum and ghost

My future is indelible

If there is no laughter in heaven

Then I don't want to go

I don't want to go

If there is no laughter in heaven

Then I don't want to go

I don't want to go

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