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Artist: Bootsy Collins
Canonical path: /bootsy-collins/what-s-a-telephone-bill
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What's A Telephone Bill?
Read What's A Telephone Bill? lyrics by Bootsy Collins on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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What's A Telephone Bill?
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Hello baby
Yes, it's your friendly phone
Fanatic again
Oh yeah I'm loaded
With verbal rap ability, baby
You know you inspire me to poetry
So listen while
I recite naughty nothings
That'll wet your eardrums
I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, can I make
Sweet love to you baby?
What I'd like to do
Would be good to you
And if you hang up
On me now, I'll be through
I'm just living and loving
Waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't your love, then
What's a telephone bill?
According to way
The way you make me feel
I guess you'd call
It obscene phone call
I'm not
A storyteller though baby
I'd rather be with you, me to me
Oh, a sort of physical love
Like, bubba
Oh
You're the
Sweetest fantasy I know
You
Excuse me
If I seem obscene to you
I'm being real
And that seems the thing to do
I'm just living and loving
Waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't get your love, then
What's a telephone bill?
Oh baby, uh, just wanna hang on
I'd like to, I'd like to
I'd like to yeah, yeah, yeah
I'd like to make
Sweet love to you
Oh no, not that baby
I wanna be real with you
Let me just breathe
In your ear hole baby
(Ohhhh ohhhh)
Don't fake me out
I love you baby
(I'd like to make sweet love to you)
Let me see
If I can hit that note again
I love you baby
(Ohhh, ohhh, doo, doo
doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(I'd like to make sweet love to you)
Can you just explain to me
What key are you in, baby?
I'd like to get real funk-kay
(I'd like to make sweet love to you)
I'm just living and loving
Waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't get your love, then
What's a telephone bill?
I'm just living and loving
Waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't get your love, then
What's a telephone bill?
I'm just living and loving
Waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't get your love, then
What's a telephone bill?
Oh, oh
I'd like to make sweet love to you
Maybe I'll manicure your toenails
And uh, make sweet love to you baby
Rub my body with yours
Wait a minute operator
I'm not talking to you
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Bootsy Collins performs "What's A Telephone Bill?", and this lyric page sits inside the Bootsy Collins catalog on LyroVerse.
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