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Artist: Bowelmouth
Canonical path: /bowelmouth/turkey-slappin-
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Turkey Slappin'
Read Turkey Slappin' lyrics by Bowelmouth on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Turkey Slappin'
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Turkey Slappin'
1> I like meaty big plump birds
That gobble down the lot
They give good head especially when
It's on the chopping block
2> Pluck it's feathers make it smooth
Spread cranberry sauce like sap
Spread its legs for stuffing
Make it tender with a slap
CH> Wings are Flappin'
Necks are Snappin'
Turkey Slappin'
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Bowelmouth performs "Turkey Slappin'", and this lyric page sits inside the Bowelmouth catalog on LyroVerse.
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