20 Years (That's a Lot Of Beer)

Twenty years that's a lot of beers

Started up this band in 94

We toured the world in a Coleman with some wheels

I know I've sang this song before

But was that back when we still had a record deal

But our story isn't finished and the ink still hasn't dried

We've punished all our livers we've laughed and we've cried

And I think I've still got some room for some more tattoos

Singing la la la so many awesome memories

Some of them I can still recall

La la la we're still alive and drinking

Twenty years that's a lot of beers

We're still the same we've always been

Break up songs with power chords

And a shit load of Miller Lite

After all this time we're still best friends

(we're still best friends)

Gotten into a lot of pants but only two bar fights

Green Day's been on broadway

Well Bruce puked on that street

Back when Salm and Blake were funny

And rockstars still ate meat

And I still had a lot of room for more tattoos

Singing la la la so many awesome memories

Some of them I can still recall

La la la we're still alive and drinking

Twenty years that's a lot of beers

Twenty years that's a lot of beers

We haven't lost any hair

We haven't lost any pounds

We haven't lost any fans

Cause we're the best fucking band around

And we all just got our third matching tattoo

Singing la la la so many awesome memories

Some of them I can still recall

La la la we're still alive and drinking

Twenty years that's a lot of beers

Twenty years that's a lot of beers

Twenty years that's a lot of beers