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Alexa Bliss

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Alexa Bliss

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She saw me for the first time in Columbus

But she was with her friends and I was in a tour bus

A few months later she was wearing my shirt in a photo shoot

I didn't even know that she was famous

How could someone so pretty be so dangerous?

She's only 5' tall but maybe 5'2" in her wrestling boots

And I hear she can even sing

She's the champ of everything

(Hey!)

Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?

(Hey!)

How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?

She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss

And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold

Woah-oh-oh

Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?

She says some really mean stuff to the other wrestlers

Some say they hate her but they just don't get her

And if you try to bring her down, she'll say bless your heart

Her favorite song's: Girl All the Bad Guys Want

Sometimes she cheats but she never gets caught, yeah

She's got a pig named Larry-Steve and he's so smart

I love to watch her in the ring

To me, she's the champ of everything

(Hey!)

Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?

(Hey!)

How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?

She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss

And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold

Woah-oh-oh

Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?

(Hey!)

Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?

(Hey!)

How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?

She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss

And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold

Woah-oh-oh

Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?

Alexa Bliss, uh huh

Larry-Steve

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