Almost

I almost got drunk at school at fourteen

Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen

Who almost went on to be Miss Texas

But lost to a slut, with much bigger breastes

I almouts dropped down to move to L.A.

Where I was almout famous for almost a day

And I almost had you

But I guess that doesn't count it

Almost loved you

I almost wished you would`ve loved me too

I almost held up a grocery store

Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more

'Cause I almost got bopped for a fight with a thug

'Cause he almost made off with the bunch of the drugs

That I almost got hooked on, 'cause you ran away

And I wish I wouldn've had the nerve to ask you to stay

And I almost had you

But I guess that doesn't count it

Almost had you

And I didn't even know it

You kept me guessin'

And now I'm destinated to spend my time missing you

I almost wish you would've loved me too

Here I go, thinking 'bout all the things

I could have done

I'm gonna need a forklift

'Cause all the baggage weighs a ton

(Baggage weighs a ton)

I know we had our problems

I can`t remember one

I almost forgot to say something else

And if I can`t fit it in, I'll keep it all to myself

I almost wrote a song about you today

But I tore it all up and then

I threw it away

And I almost had you

But I guess that doesn't count it

Almost had you

And I didn't even know it

You kept me guessin'

And now I'm destinated

To spend my time missing you

And I almost had you

(Almost had you)

Almost had you

I almost wish you would loved me too

(Wish you would've love me too)