Amateur Night
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Amateur Night
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Okay bright up and look away
Single file against the wall
And reach Beijing-y way
And we apply the lights into your eyes
Is space a more colony
Cause I've only screamed twice
And hey, ho, well, what do you know
If fashion ever matter, well your flip-flops will be snow
And don't lie you're gonna score tonight
So game fancies everyone
Cause it's amateur night, tonight
Everybody get dressed up and pick a fight
Drink until you just can't stand up and then drive home
Go shake your booty like you just don't care
Wear a button saying gassed now your underwear
Please forgive me but I think I'm fine to just stay home
Twik twik can I buy you a drink?
Are you from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see
And oh, dude, did you just see her boobs
Like two pigs in a blanket and her bottom was freaking huge
And hey chum, your biggest rule of thumb is
Is don't forget you're chassing at night
Don't forget you're chassing at night
Cause it's amateur night, tonight
Everybody get dressed up and pick a fight
Drink until you just can't stand up and then drive home
Go shake your booty like you just don't care
Wear a button saying gassed now your underwear
Please forgive me but I think I'm fine to just stay home
Just to clarify we played a game
??? and sneak back in
Bap bap du da bap and to the end of the night
Cause it's amateur night, tonight
Everybody get dressed up and pick a fight
Drink until you just can't stand up and then drive home
Go shake your booty like you just don't care
Wear a button saying gassed now your underwear
Please forgive me but I think I'm fine to just stay home
Just to clarify we played a game
Get ??? and sneak back in
Bap bap du da bap and to the end of the night
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