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Artist: Bowling For Soup
Canonical path: /bowling-for-soup/bfff
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Bfff
Read Bfff lyrics by Bowling For Soup on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Bfff
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You are my best friend in the world
And I hope that you know
That when we hang out together
It's freakin awesome
Playing poker- Friday nights
Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
You think that my sisters hot
I accidentally shot your finger
Off your writing hand oh well, you get disability
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
And told the ambulance to stop at the bar
You'll tell the world I'm Gay when you hear me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you... in a heterosexual way
We fart and burp in the same key
And I think your iPod sucks
You make fun of my hair because yours is
Disappearing
I've seen your penis you've seen mine
I popped your pimples you rubbed aloe
Vera on my sunburned back, you ran defense when I shit my pants
You felt my girl's brand new boobs, you asked to suck em she refused
Oh while you slept I shaved your head
You woke up you told me I (was dead)
You'll tell the world I'm Gay when you here me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know I love you
(I freakin' love you, dude)
I'm trying to say I love you... in a heterosexual way
Na na na na
Na na na na
You'll tell the world I'm Gay when you here me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you... in a heterosexual way
Na na na na
Na na na na
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