Getting Old Sucks (But Everybody's Doing It)

He grew up three blocks away

The same ole neighborhood

Spends too much time on his lawn

When there's no football on

Where did the time go

What's that on his face

Always thought we'd live forever

I don't think we're up for that

Get to bed by 9PM

We used to run wild in the streets now we complain

When cars drive to fast and the music is insanely loud

Now our tattoos are fading away

And looking back it was worth it

The truth is getting old sucks, but everybody's doing it

We worked at all the same jobs

We chased the same girls

We played in all the same bands

Each other's bestest man

You had a heart attack

I've got two bum knees

We don't wanna live forever

What the fuck is TikTok

Golf checkers bingo dominoes

We used to run wild in the streets now we complain

When cars drive to fast and the music is insanely loud

Now our tattoos are fading away

And looking back it was worth it

The truth is getting old sucks, but everybody's doing it

Alright, I don't think we can do bridges anymore

We need a break

Smells like Werther's Original in here

And old Milwaukee

And folders

Are those New Balance?

We used to run wild in the streets now we complain

When cars drive to fast and the music is insanely loud

Now the movies are cartoons and remakes of shit

That was better when we played our music too loud

Now our memories are fading away

And looking back it was worth it

The truth is getting old sucks, but everybody's doing it

Everybody's doing it

Everybody's doing it

Everybody's doing it

The truth is getting old sucks, but

We're doing it right!