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Artist: Bowling For Soup
Canonical path: /bowling-for-soup/my-girlfriend-sucks
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My Girlfriend Sucks
Read My Girlfriend Sucks lyrics by Bowling For Soup on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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My Girlfriend Sucks
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You're gonna think i'm crazy
And i really don't wanna creep you out
But i've been watchin' you
And i could swear i saw you checkin' me out
So how are you this evening?
I see you all the time
I got the nerve to talk to you now
I've got a proposition for you
Let me know how all of this sounds
Woah, i'm kinda nervous
Here goes nothing
My girlfriend sucks, i need a new one
She sucks, it's true
My girlfriend sucks, i need a new one
Why can't it be you?
My girlfriend sucks, i need a new one
She sucks, it's true
My girlfriend sucks, i need a new one
So why can't it be you?
She takes me for granted
And it's possible her dad wants me dead
She drinks unleaded gasoline
And soon she'll have two horns on her head
I used to buy her flowers,
She'd smell them, they would die
It's possible she may be possessed
Not to mention jealous, mean and miserable
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Oh god, i'm so depressed
Woah, please help me obi wan kenobi
My girlfriend sucks, i need a new one
She sucks, it's true
My girlfriend sucks, i need a new one
Why can't it be you?
My girlfriend sucks, i need a new one
She sucks, it's true
My girlfriend sucks, i need a new one
So why can't it be you?
All i want is you
Coz you're so sweet and she's like
Walking over landmines
(walking over landmines)
You're so sweet and she's like
Walking over landmines
(walking over landmines)
Walking over landmines
Walking over landmines
My girlfriend sucks, i need a new one
She sucks, it's true
My girlfriend sucks, i need a new one
Why can't it be you?
My girlfriend sucks, i need a new one
She sucks, it's true
My girlfriend sucks, i need a new one
So why can't it be you?
My girlfriend sucks, it's true
Why can't it be you?
My girlfriend sucks, it's true
Why can't it be you?
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