Next Ex-Girlfriend

I don't wanna meet your dad

Don't wanna hump your sister

Don't wanna do it to your best friend either

I don't want you messin around and givin me a blister

And leave me illin for the penicillin

When you walk out I don't wanna feel left out

Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants

I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance

I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don't want the fairy tale and

I don't want the girl from hell

Don't wanna be your biggest mistake

You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don't wanna learn to dance don't wanna rent the limo

I know your thinking I'm a weirdo

I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know

Convince my friends I'm not a homo

When you walk out I don't wanna feel left out

Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants

I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance

I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don't want the fairy tale and

I don't want the girl from hell

Don't wanna be your biggest mistake

You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

Tell everyone im good in the sack

But all your friends were giving you crap

And you just couldn't put up with that

So no your never taking me back

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants

I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance

I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don't want the fairy tale and

I don't want the girl from hell

And I don't want to spend the time

And I don't need no valentine

My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend