Oh Boy

She's so easy to fall for, but boy she's so hard to hold

She looks at you like the morning, you know

You're gonna be hungry when you get home

Her lips make the cherries and the berries and the apples look pale

She could ask anything you would do anything no matter what you would obey

And she turns every room into a dance floor

She turns and she sways and she spins

And you stand still like a statue and

You can't take your eyes off her skin

Oh boy, you'd better slow it down

You're running on unsolid ground

She'll never slow down for you

Oh boy, you'll never wear that crown

You're just one of one hundred clowns

I know it's sad but it's true

Everything that she touches every word from her mouth turns to gold

How can you ever get her right when she's all colors and you are grey and cold

Keep looking up but she'll never ever look down

Oh look at this part you've chosen, you're the jester of the queen

She's the queen of the town

And you wish she was in a movie

You could watch at home ten times a day

Where you could just sit without

Having to think about something important to say

Oh boy, you'd better slow it down, you're running on unsolid ground

She'll never slow down for you

Oh boy, you'll never wear that crown

You're just one of one hundred clowns

I know it's sad but it's true

You should go home boy

You should call a friend

Someone to tell you

There's no happy way for this to end

Shut your eyes boy

Don't let them fool you

See all this beauty

It's looking through you

Put out that fire boy

Don't let it eat you

Don't you know it's dangerous

What did your daddy teach you

It's not your fault and

It's not her fault but

You're gonna fall hard

Oh boy, you'd better slow it down

You're running on unsolid ground

She'll never slow dance with you

Oh boy, you'll never wear that crown

You're just one of one hundred clowns

I know it's sad but it's true

Oh, boy