I Wanna Be a Cowboy

Riding on the range

I've got my hat- on

I've got my boots- dusty

I've got my saddle

On my horse

He's called (t-t-t-t-t-trigger)

Of course

I wanna be a cowboy

And you can be my cowgirl

I wanna be a cowboy

And you can be my cowgirl

I wanna be a cowboy

Riding on the chuck- wagon

Following my man

His name is Ted

Can you believe that? (Ted- oh Ted- Fighting off danger)

Camping on the prairie

Plays havoc with my hair

Makes me feel quite dirty

Don't we all do sometimes? (Ted gets so dirty)

I wanna be a cowboy

And you can be my cowgirl

I wanna be a cowboy

And you can be my cowgirl

I wanna be a cowboy

Looking like a hero

Six-gun at my side

Chewing my tobacco (ptui!)

(Hey drag away, quick wag away- whip!)

Out on the horizon

I see a puff of smoke

Indians on the warpath

(White man speaking with forked tongue, isn't it?)

Or not

I wanna be a cowboy

And you can be my cowgirl

I wanna be a cowboy

And you can be my cowgirl

I wanna be a cowboy

And you can be my cowgirl

I wanna be a cowboy

And you can be my cowgirl

I wanna be a cowboy

And you can be my cowgirl

I wanna be a cowboy

My name is Ted

And one day- I'll be dead yo-yo-yo