Youre A Hum-dinger

Chorus 1:

Hum-dinger, you're a hum-dinger

You're as plain as yeller' puddin'

You're a hum-dinger

Verse:

You're cute when you're gay and glad

But you're even cuter when you're mad

There ain't no doubt about it

You're a hum-dinger

Fourteen miles outside of town

You told me to quit this hummin' around

But I ain't mad at you
'cause

You're a hum-dinger

Chorus 1

Verse:

You're hair is blonde, but the roots are black

There's bugs a crawlin' on your back

And the boys are chasin' you
'cause

You're a hum-dinger

You're teeth are good, but they look like corn

You're pappy left when you were born

I wish you'd be my girl

You're a hum-dinger

Chorus 1

Verse:

You're feet are wide and flat on the bottom

And speakin' of feet, I'd say you got
'em

Won't you be my gal

You're a hum-dinger

You're eyes are crossed and the color is pink

And I know when you're lookin' at me, I think

Oh, flower from the pasture

You're a hum-dinger

Chorus 2:

Hum-dinger, you're a hum-dinger

You're as sweet as cactus candy

You're a hum-dinger

Verse:

Well, you're hands are rough as an alligator

They could squash a three-pound Irish potater

But I love to sit and hold
'em

You're a hum-dinger

There's a bone stickin' out of your hip

There's a mustache on your dainty lip

Oh, darlin' little maiden

You're a hum-dinger

Chorus 1

Chorus 2

No chord

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