Montreal

I think I love to watch you laughing

In fact I love to watch you do anything

And yes I do feel this thing happening

But you'll have to excuse me girl

'Cause my taxi's waiting

Although I do

Yes I do

I love you in my own twisted ways

One day God walked on old Mount Royal

Just to dream up the human form

Threw stones and cans and comic books in a kettle

And you came out like a shining goddess heavy metal

Say it's just too bad some hearts don't settle

And the pipes are leaking and you feel like leaving

Yeah, we heard this one before

I said, "Dear God, buddy, now don't you meddle"

'Cause I've got my own little twisted ways of showing you that Ido

Yes I do

I love you in my own twisted ways

And sing it

Like we used to sing

See Kermit the Frog was one day daydreaming

Thinking about himself at a red light

With that it-ain't-easy-being-greenin'

And the cars behind him kept honking and honking

And Kermit's last words as he flipped the bird

Was, "Damn you Muppets just keep on taking!"

See I've got my own things now so stop tooting

I do my lily pad jumping

Miss Piggy bumping

Lotta Miss Piggys and that's all good

And I'm gonna turn this red light

Into a block party

So we can get down in basics of what?

Rainbow connecting

Yes I do

I love you in my own twisted ways