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[Momus]

Moloch passed the message to the Behemoth

Whose master passed it on to Zebedee

It was sent by Internet, by obscure protocols

To its recipient, the delicious Miss Gee

[Miss Gee]

It was early afternoon when your message came

I was slumped under the table, slightly cold

I didn't have a single stitch of clothing on

I was trembling but my trembling was controlled

I really can't recall who I was meant to be that day

I'm an actress, I play so many roles

But the script required Miss Gee

That's who I was meant to be

And I was just about to pick out her clothes

[Momus]

When a crumpled paper ball

Hit the floor beside you

It made no sense at all

It said:

[Both]

Bandy biwa krishnamurti

Pilgrim snorkel meat

Ipsum lorem dolor sit amet

Unix at the portal

Body type by Letraset

Here at the Epoch let us forget

[Momus]

Grip my head and feel my pain

Imagine I'm the king of Spain

Imagine I'm a weapon in your sheath

East is East and West is West

New York City to Dunsinane

[Miss Gee]

Polly Peachum creaming her McHeath

[Momus]

In the sturgeon caviar

In the virgin Mr McPherson

In the rain the cloud

And in the cloud the rain

Green tea ice cream, wind dried duck

Did you ever meet a person hot to

[Momus]

Forget it! Shower in my shower

I'll soap you back and front

Take me by the hand and lead it to your

[Miss Gee]

Country cousins, kissing by the bridge

A babbling brook and a choc-a-bloc fridge

My favourite restaurant is Yo Below

So when we go, slip under the table and begin to

[Momus]

Blow me down, gyoza, my favourite snack

Dip it in the soy sauce, slip it up your

[Miss Gee]

Crack goes the whip boys, crack kiss crack

Miss Gee has a whip and she'll stick it in your

[Momus]

Ask no questions, I'll tell you no lies

It isn't exclusively all about size

But did you ever see a rock star doing up his

[Miss Gee]

Flies are a nuisance, bees are worse

If you owe a girl money, put it in her

[Momus]

Purse my lips, touch me there with a feather

Better take an umbrella, what terrible weather

[Miss Gee]

Or we might get wet

And we wouldn't want that

Would we

[Momus]

By many names I've been known

Gil Martin, also Don Van Vliet

Giovanni, Mantovani, Barry Manilow

I could go on

[Miss Gee]

Please do

[Momus]

Super lovers Jesus Christ

Coming once and coming twice

In a paper cup

In my hammock samovar

I'm a caballero erojiji

Gaugin eating out Tahiti

Near as damn it, no cigar

Very kimochi