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Me Vs. Maradona Vs. Elvis

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Me Vs. Maradona Vs. Elvis

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With one or two I get used to the room

We go slow when we first make our moves

'Bout five or six bring you out to the car

Number nine with my head on the bar (in the bar)

And its sad, but true

Out of cash and I-O-U's.

I got desperate desires and unadmirable plans

My tounge will taste of gin and malicious intent

Bring you back to the bar, get you out of the cold

A sober straight face, gets you out of your clothes

And they're scared, that we know

All the crimes they'll commit

Who they'll kiss before they get home.

I will lie awake

Lie for fun and fake the way I hold you

Let you fall for every empty word I say.

Barely conscious in the door where you stand

Your eyes are fighting sleep while

Your mouth makes your demands

You laugh at every word

Trying hard to be cute

I almost feel sorry for what I'm gonna do

And your hair smells of smoke

Who will cast the first stone?

You can't sin or spend the night all alone.

Brass buttons on your coat hold the cold,

In the shape of a heart

That they cut out of stone

You're using all your looks

That you've thrown from the start

If you let me have my way, I swear I'll tear you apart

Cause its all you can be

You're a drunk

And your scared

Its ladies night, all the girls drink for free.

I will lie awake

and lie for fun and fake the way I hold you

let you fall for every empty word I say.

I will lie awake

And lie for fun and fake the way I hold you

Let you fall for every empty word I say.

I will lie awake

And lie for fun and fake the way I hold you

Let you fall for every empty word I say.

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