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Artist: Brazilian Girls
Canonical path: /brazilian-girls/never-met-a-german
Related lyric paths: 6
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Never Met A German
Read Never Met A German lyrics by Brazilian Girls on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Never Met A German
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Never met a German
Never even seen one
Read it on the newsstand that day
That the tanks are rolling
Next thing I remember is that I'm walking in the army
Following instructions it isn't very charming
Oh (ohohohohoh)
Even now I feel like I'm on fire
Oh - even now I couldn't get much higher
Now I am a general and I am giving out the orders
I almost have an orgasm when the tanks are rolling
Crashing through the borders
It's good to be a general
Just tell these idiots what to do...
Anyone in my position would love it to say:
Oh(ohohohohoh)
- even now I feel like I'm on fire
Oh - even now I couldn't get much higher
Never never never
Now I am a German
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Brazilian Girls performs "Never Met A German", and this lyric page sits inside the Brazilian Girls catalog on LyroVerse.
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