thank u, brent

Thought she could be the one, but I don't like brunettes

Then she dyed her hair blonde, and now I'm obsessed

So I looked in the phone book and I sent her a text

She said 'who the heck is this? ' I told her it's Brent

One time I saw her, it was the morning

I swear she got hotter, yeah she looked amazing

I opened the door, it was really heavy

And then she walked inside, she looked right at me

And then she told me

Thank you, Jeff (Jeff?)

Thank you, Ted (wait, what?)

Thank you, Fred

I wish she knew that my name was Brent

Thank you, Ned (no!)

Thank you, Steff (it's Brent!)

Thank you, Fred

I wish she knew

I just don't understand

My name is pretty easy

I know you know who I am

Wait, why don't you know who I am?

All of my crushes don't like me back

But this one gon' last

Cause my name is Brent and I wish she knew that

One time I saw her drinking a Slurpie

Then she tried to open a bag of beef Jerky

But she couldn't do it, so I went to help her

I opened a bag up

She put her hand on my shoulder and then she told me

Thank you, Jeff (Jeff?)

Thank you, Ted (wait, what?)

Thank you, Fred

I wish she knew that my name was Brent

Thank you, Ned (No!)

Thank you, Steff (it's Brent!)

Thank you, Fred

I wish she knew that my name was Brent

Thank you, Brent

Thank you, Brent

Thank you, Brent

I wish she knew that my name was Brent

Thank you, Brent

Thank you, Brent

Thank you, Brent

I wish she knew that my name was Brent