More Metal Than You

I found Heavy Metal when I was just a kid

It grabbed by the nards like no other music did

I became obsessed with it, I had to have it faster

More Heavy and more brutal

Metal was my Master, Master

One day I met this dirt bag loser from the city

Started talking Metal, said my taste was shitty

Then he tried to challenge me because I didn't look it

Want to know who's really Metal? Fucking see you in the pit

You claimin' I'm not Metal? What's this shit you're talkin'

You say that I'm not hard enough and I should stick to Dokken

Metal's a competition, I'm not hardcore like you

Well may you think you're Metal, I'm More Metal Than You

Played d&d with Dio, I'm More Metal Than You

Got kicked out of Rock in Rio, I'm More Metal Than You

I licked Lemmy's mole, I'm More Metal Than You

My cat's name is Manowar, I'm More Metal Than You

Metal is inside me, I guess it always will be

Liked it since I'm 10, and now I'm fucking 40

Yeah I'm still obsessed it, I always want it faster

More evil and more fucked up

Will always be Master, Master (Bater!)

One day I met this dickhead, said that I'm a poser

Because I look like a creepy daddy, And there's something in my noser???

He said I wasn't Metal, guess I could debate it

But we should turn our anger on the assholes that hate it

If you're telling me you're metal, but not compared to me

I'm slayer and you're PPPP or seven mary three

Metals not a competition, guess it is for you

You may think you're Metal but, I'm More Metal Than You

Bruce Dickinson is my co-pilot, I'm More Metal Than You

Liked Anvil before the movie, I'm More Metal Than You

King Diamond sent me a Christmas card, I'm More Metal Than You

I headbutt Sharon Osbourne, I'm More Metal Than You

More Metal Than You (x3)

One of the things I love about being a metalhead is, when you meet another metal fan, it's like meeting a brother or sister you didn't know. But every once in a while you meet an asshole that challenges you. It becomes "who's more metal". Dude, I'm a grown man, you know what? I could tell you how Metal I am, but i'd rather have my friends sing it. Mark, tell them how Metal I am. He's so fucking Metal. That's right, I'm Super Fucking Metal. Super Fucking Metal.

You say that I'm not Metal, you don't fucking know me

I'm Slayer, Venom, Mayhem, you're white lion blowin' Jovi

If Metal is a competition, game over you're through

You thought that you were Metal, I'm More Metal Than You

I burned a church in Norway, I'm More Metal Than You

I can name four guys in Krokus, I'm More Metal Than You

Gene Simmons was my moyal, I'm More Metal Than You

More Metal Than You (x3)