Frog Kissing

Do you remember in the fairy tale, how the wicked witches spell

Turned the handsome prince to a toad?

By the power of a potion, she handed him the notion

He was lower than the dirt in the road.

And though she left him green and warted, her evil plans were thwarted

Their chanced to happen by a young miss

Who inspite of his complexion, offered him affection

And broke the wicked curse with her kiss

So if you've never been frog kissing

Then you don't know what you've been missin',

There's a wealth of opportunity under each and every log.

And if you've never been charm-breakin',

Then you've never been handsome prince makin'.

You've got to slow down, turn around, bend down,

Kiss you a frog!

Once upon a time ago, I was down and feelin' low

Like a lonely frog in a pond

My life was just a joke, and I was just about to croak

Cuz I'd be zapped by life's wicked wand.

But in the depths of my depression, there came a true expression

Of love from a person so sweet.

She gave me warm fuzzy feelings, feelings that were healin'

And she knocked me off my little webbed feet.

There's a happy-ever-after-land, deep in the heart of man

Where a prince and princess abides.

But all we get are glimpses, of the happy prince or princess

'Cauce they're covered with a green warty hide.

Though they're full of life's potential, they're lacking one essential

To enable them to shine like a star.

That's a handsome guy or missus, to smother them with kisses

And love them just the way that they are.

That's the secret of frog kissing

You can do it too if you'll just listen

There's a wealth of opportunity under each and every log.

That's the secret of charm-breakin',

That's the secret of handsome prince makin'.

You've got to slow down, turn around, bend down,

Kiss you a...

You've got to slow down, turn around, bend down,

Kiss you a...

You've got to slow down, turn around, bend down,

Kiss you a frog!