Goth Is The New Black

I’ve got a black shirt

Black nails, and a black heart

I even have the newest pair of trippp pants

In my shopping cart

Black pants, black socks, and black kicks

I bet you didn’t know

That Edgar Allen Poe is my side-chick

My parents don’t get me

And my teachers are lame

Yeah, no one understands me

That’s why I always complain

My life is black, like my coffee

And if you talk shit to me

I’ll get your face and I’ll scream RAWR XD

You think you’re hardcore

But you don't even smoke cigarettes

You think you’re tough

But just look at the way you dress

I don’t wanna hear about it

So just drop it

I’ll take you on a journey

At your nearest hawt topic

We’ll buy you lots of emo band tees

And some color for your hair

You’ll get lots of attention

So many people will stare

Throw away all your stuff

With color that you’re not gonna miss

Now you can be just like the rest of us

A non-conformist

I talk about it everywhere I go

I sleep in a casket

That’s where I scream and moan

I'm pretty sure I'm a vampire

It’s really all I desire

I'm not really one for attention

But I will make a scene

I’d rather be alone

That’s why I'm always at the mall with my friends

We never go out in public

That’s why we’re always in public

Wait... That can't be right

What. The. Fuck

You think you’re hardcore

But you don't even smoke cigarettes

You think you’re tough

But just look at the way you dress

I don’t wanna hear about it

So just drop it

I’ll take you on a journey

At your nearest hawt topic

We’ll buy you lots of emo band tees

And some color for your hair

You’ll get lots of attention

So many people will stare

Throw away all your stuff

With color that you’re not gonna miss

Now you can be just like the rest of us

A non-conformist