Keyboard Warriors (feat. Hunter Madison)

You're think you're so cool

Just cause you have a gun in your profile pic

You wish you were fucking brave enough

To talk about sucking dick

Outdated as a dinosaur

It's time we settle the score

My dick is smaller than yours

And my butt is always sore

I am the king of this basement

My mom serves me on my leather throne

You say I need to mature

I'm 32 kid, I'm basically grown

I am a hunter and you are my prey

I'll 360 no scope you right in the face

I could kick your ass in any video game

With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame

Do the curtains match the drapes

Jakey Wakey's burning bush

Looks a lot like Bob Ross

You fuckin' punk, you can swallow my junk

And go jump on a dick, bitch

I am the boss

My dad will beat your dad's ass so fast

Don't make me call my father out

My momma's cooking is also better than your mom's

Whatever I want it's on demand, it's so bomb

Mommy, I'm yelling your name

You need to get me something to eat

Cause your baby is hungry

What the fuck is this, I did not asked for spaghetti

I specifically asked for tamales

30 years old and I'm in my parents basement

Cause I'm too savvy for workin'

Fuck, there's no way I shot you in the face

This dude must be hacking the server

I am a hunter and you are my prey

I'll 360 no scope you right in the face

I could kick your ass in any video game

With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame

I'm pretty sure I saw you in the store today

You are so fucking lucky

I didn't come up and just say hey

What do you even want from me?

I just want to lose my virginity

You probably couldn't tell

When you saw me in real life

I am actually really big and buff online

I'm definitely not insecure

You only dislike me cause you're immature

Grow up