Pen Island

I wanna dip my balls into a bowl of milk

And glue cornflakes onto my my ass

I'm a cereal killer

And I eat my Booty-Os with extra ass

And while we're at it

I'll do things you've never dreamed of

Like ride a unicycle

Upside down while I suck that ding-a-ling

Now you know I love a man

Who can pitch a tent

So I'll let you bed your worries

In the shadow of my consent

I'm ready for that fucking dick

I was born with a thirst for sticky liquid

You're nothing but a baby back bitch

Now come around back

I will show you where to stick that shit

I braided my hair just for you

Turn up the heat, let's make love stew

Okay, maybe this is a bit too much

So just kiss me on my balls

That'll be enough

My favourite band is Nickelsack

Take a look at this photograph

It's a picture of my ass

I am the one with the length and the girth

They've even named my dick Enterprise Earth

They call me the breadwinner

So butter my balls like biscuits

I'm about to go buck wild

On them tasty-ass booty cheeks

I've even received awards for having

The smallest dick of the week

I want to pour maple syrup

Down your ass like pancakes

If you think you're too tough for my flapjacks

I'll spank that ass with a flip flop

My toes always stick together

'Cause I blow my load inside my socks

It's really hard to walk now

I wanna dip my balls into a bowl of milk

And glue cornflakes onto my my ass

I'm a cereal killer

And I eat my Booty-Os with extra ass

And while we're at it

I'll do things you've never dreamed of

Like ride a unicycle

Upside down while I suck that ding-a-ling