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Temper Tantrum

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Temper Tantrum

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You call yourself a man

I can legpress like 500lbs with only one hand

I always flex in front of all my friends

I'm gonna put my legs behind my head

And suck my own dick because it's masculine

Craft beer's for pussies

I only drink busch lite

And if you talk shit on kid rock

I'll end your fucking life

I park in the handicap spot

Because I don't give a fuck

I used to drive a pickup

But now I drive a monster truck

Holy shit, God damn

Who needs a gym

When I can work out in my muscle car

I'll pick a fight with anyone

Inside my favorite sports bar

I have tattoos of barbed wire and broken glass

My dad's a fucking cop

And I bet he could kick your dad's fucking ass

People wonder why

I'm always angry all the time

But if you mention it I'll get defensive

At the drop of a dime

I swear to God I've never cried

A single time in my life

No, I'm totally serious

I'm the manliest type of guy

I only enjoy eating phallic shaped foods

Bananas, hot dogs, popsicles and sausages too

I do this because it's manly, not because it's insane

I don't have time for weaklings

Especially if I'm watching the game

I cut the sleeves of all the shirts I buy

It helps me show off my muscles to other guys

I like to think that they see me and think I'm tough

But honestly, I weep at night because I'm not that buff

I'll never understand why

Women always put me in the friendzone

I send them unsolicited dick picks from my phone

The truth is I think there's something wrong with me

Maybe it's my anger issues or that I have a tiny pee

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