The Birds And The Brees (feat. Luke Griffin & Mike Greenwood)

Let's lock dick lips

Give it up for the world

And how they taught sex-ed

I'm pretty sure you need a shield to keep protected

I always thought that making love was such a strange thing

Especially when you decorate your cock with a ring

I'm not too sure what it's for

But I think that it's cool

I'm about to get butt naked

And Jack off into the pool

And when I'm done with that

I'll probably shave off all my hair

And cover myself in mustard

And throw myself down the stairs

I want to deep throat your balls

With my ass cheeks

While I bounce on your sack

We'll call it gymnastics

I'll make your nuts bounce like a Pogo stick

Have you seen my ass?

You know that shit is extra thick

Every motherfucker has something to say

Bitch, I'm like Burger King

You can have it your way

Tuck your balls back

And squeeze them with your ass

Sometimes I wonder

What it's like to be a car

Get leaded up on gasoline

And hit my dick with a spark

Now let's do like a roller coaster

And ride your life away

Despite the constant negative press coffee

Let me tell you something

About how to use a condom

Make sure you get it extra small

So it's wrapped around your cock

Tie it in a knot, then cut the tip of it off

If you don't have a condom

Then you can use a sock

Or just put your dick into a mini-headlock

Remember, double penetration makes it way more safe

I'll suck every single person in the human race

Have you ever wondered

What it's like inside a copper pipe?

Cause if you stick your dick in

You can start to do what's called the angry plumber

It's basically a blowjob but without the hummer

Give it up for the world

And how they taught sex-ed

I'm pretty sure you need a shield to keep protected

I don't need no butterflies in my dumbass tummy

'Cause Brojob taught me how to do

The unprotected dummy

Basically you swing your dick around

Like it's a sword

Until you lose all feeling in your cock

And then get bored

Twist your nipples and slam your dick

In the refrigerator door

Send them to the slobber house