ATM

Cos it's the same old story of Friday night,

but we've got nowhere to go.

Do we brave it out in town with the rest of the city folk,

pushing at the bar, pushing at the bar

Or do we venture out, to somewhere new to pastures unseen

somewhere where the city folk, have not yet been?

Wait there, I need a cash machine.

Cos now the local Options seems to have one and we're all warmed up

It's time for round two, and I know it's not my turn for

the queueing at the bar, queueing at the bar

Cos this girl is on at me about Neil Diamond, how he's fuckin top

Bout how Neil Diamond was a big infleunce on, Richard Ashcroft

But now I'm bored,

And it must be my turn at the bar

Cos it's so mysterious how we just seem to queue and queue

Standing in single file like soldiers

Waiting to go into battle

The hole in the wall we have all come to pay homage to

Little green lights on the screen dictate to you just what you will do

Tonight

And if you're gonna have fun, alright?

This was only supposed to be,

A few drinks at the local but now we've got a lock-in.

I find myself getting in a taxi,

And we've off for some more of this

Late night of fun

It's kicking out time,

And the options are a BP garage or a 24 hour Spar.

I've got the munchies,

And it's a bad way to be,

Especially when,

all you've got in your pocket,

is a nugget and 24p

Cos it's so mysterious how we just seem to queue and queue

Standing in single file like soldiers

Waiting to go into battle

The hole in the wall we have all come to pay homage to

Little green lights on the screen dictate to you just what you will do

Tonight

And if you're gonna get drunk, alright?

This whole thing has turned out to be a bad idea

Especially now the screen is telling me the funds are in arrears

I'm sure there was more in there than that.

Account Enquiries

Show Balance

Print Mini-Statement

Direct Debit to Orange PLC,

65 quid your overdraft limit that exceeds

incurs a surchange of 20 English pounds, please.

I Hate These Cash Machines