Brooke Candy

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Don't Touch My Hair Hoe

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Don't Touch My Hair Hoe

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I was walking down the street

Drinkin my black tea boba

And this bitch

Oh, no, no, no, no, no

This bitch had the nerve, the audacity

To touch my motherfucking hair

Do not touch my hair!

No, no, no, no, no, no, okay?

Don't touch my hair, ho

Or my chinchilla coat

Don't touch my hair, ho

Or my chinchilla coat

Don't touch my hair, ho

Or my chinchilla coat

Don't touch my hair, ho

Or my chinchilla coat

Don't touch my hair, ho

Don't touch, don't touch my hair, ho

It's real out here in the field, bitch

And I'm a fucking scarecrow

I'll scare these birds away, ho

Your bitch is on my pay roll

I get that money like my name was Sonny

But I don't ever share though

My weave costs more than your 4 door

I'm slipping on chinchilla coats

I'm finna go guerrilla though

I'm shippin' out Brazilian coke

I'm making that diñero

Stay dipped in gold like pharaoh

Mothafucka, I swear though

Don't touch my fucking hair, ho

Don't touch my hair, ho

Or my chinchilla coat

Don't touch my hair, ho

Or my chinchilla coat

Don't touch my hair, ho

Or my chinchilla coat

Don't touch my hair, ho

Or my chinchilla coat

Don't touch my hair, my coat, my car, my ho, my drugs, my money

You touch my hair, my girls, my clothes

Then this shit won't be funny

But if you cool I'll let you touch your tongue on my punani

And if you lick it right you'll hit the apple seed like Johnny

Cash rules everything around me, bitch

I'm high, had a pill and brownie

Got a hide out way out in downy

'Cause I got a board in every county

So bitch, beware, ho

I'm not sure if you care, ho

I'll wipe you out like Nair, ho

Don't touch my fucking hair, ho

Don't touch my hair, ho

Or my chinchilla coat

Don't touch my hair, ho

Or my chinchilla coat

Don't touch my hair, ho

Or my chinchilla coat

Don't touch my hair, ho

Or my chinchilla coat

I can't believe she did that

Now why she had to did that?

See, that's the type of shit that's gonna make a bitch get bitch slapped

I don't believe she did that

Man, why she have to did that?

The next time that you touch my weave I'll push your fucking wig back

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Yes. The related section below points to Pussy Make The Rules and Bed Squeak with a short reason for opening each page next.

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