My Wife Thinks You're Dead

It's good to see you baby it's been a long long while

We're both a whole lot older and seen a lot of miles

But thing are different now since the good ol days

And youve been in some trouble

Since we went our separate ways

Well have to say hello maybe some other time instead

Cause youre wanted by the police

And my wife thinks youre dead.

Somebody spread the rumor that you had lost your life

Least thats the way I heard it and what I told my wife

Now here youre showing up again and talk is getting round

And I can see that one of us will have to leave this town

If you think that I want trouble

Than youre crazy in your head

Cause youre wanted by the police

And my wife thinks youre dead.

You never called or wrote me just up and disappeared

Nobody knew what happened

Where you been for all these years

Now troubles what youre lookin like

Cause troubles where you been

And I can see the kind of trouble you could get me in

You better pay attention to every word I said

Cause youre wanted by the police

And my wife thinks youre dead.

So goodbye to you baby Im glad weve got to talk

But Im faithful to my wife and I dont ever break the law

I dont know where youre headed for

But I know where you been

Were reminisced now lets just go our separate ways again

Go find another ex-sweetheart to hang around instead

Because youre wanted by the police

And my wife thinks youre dead.