Ballad Of Mutt

Before I met my baby

There was a whole lot going on

Yes, before I met my baby

There was a whole lot going on

I used to wag my tail in every corner

Never hesitate to give that bitch a bone

Before I met my baby

Didn't have a clue

Before I met my baby

I didn't know what I should do

Before I met my baby

This misguided mutt

Made dog meat out of you

And everybody else

She went to see my kennel

She said it's like a rabbit hutch

She went to see me kennel

She said it smells too much

She wouldn't wag her tail or nothing at all

Until the furniture-man come

One time, baby

I took her for a walk

Two timing bitch

I tried to squash her under a truck

Three time loser, this ain't no game

Five hand shuffle driving me insane

I can't get it when I want it

When I call her

She don't answer to her name

We settle down into a laugh of bliss

Or so it seemed

I adjusted to the endless

Wine and food mixes end her talking to me

It was hell, I tell you

And when I dug my bone up

She threw my bone right back at me!

I'm finished with that bitch

He'd left her tied up to a tree

She had a note around her neck saying, "Take this one, she's free"

Before I met my baby

My life was misery

Before I met my baby

My life was misery