Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Bruno Batista
Canonical path: /bruno-batista/acontecesse
Related lyric paths: 6
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Acontecesse
Read Acontecesse lyrics by Bruno Batista on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Acontecesse
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Se um dia acontecesse
De nós se amirar
Um cadinho que sêsse
E se acaso ocorresse
De tu se engraçasse
E eu correspondesse
E se aprumasse
E se desgarrasse
De qualquer devesse
E na hora do enlace
Eu não me furtasse
E tu me arrecebesse.
E nós se empariasse
Tu me trespassasse
Eu não me contesse
E eu mais tu se embrenhasse
E nem assuntasse
De tanto queresse
E adispois começasse
Teus óio virasse
Minhas pernas tremesse
E se do Diabo gostasse
Deus escutasse
E um anjo descesse.
E achegasse num susto
E com muito custo
Nós se apercebesse
E ele arresolvesse
Arrastar asa pra tu, e eu vêsse
E o safado eu maldasse
(Que Deus perdoasse)
Eu ensandecesse
E o anjo depenasse
Ele gargalhasse
E arrespondesse:
"Fui pro céu por acaso
(Um caso com uma santa estrangeira)
Os donzelo odiaram
E me agarraram com uma padroeira
Então fui rebaixado
Pra Anjo da Guarda das Virgem Embusteira
E agora depenado
Vou virar beato
Das alcoviteiras".
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Bruno Batista performs "Acontecesse", and this lyric page sits inside the Bruno Batista catalog on LyroVerse.
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