Dancing With Your Pants Down

It's a bright, fine day, but we're buried here alive against the tide

Of our magazines and TV screens' electron spray

And I can't believe we ever came inside

Leave us alone! Why should we bother to be sittin' pretty?

Get out of the way! It's time, now everyone's hip to gettin' gritty

Run from the house, roll into the garden

We wouldn't want to have to try not to fall, and we don't like bruises

And when the sweaty clothes around our ankles start to stiffen and harden

We'll have another little party trying to keep our balance, and we're gonna see who loses

Dancing with your pants down, down

Clutching at each other, as you fall over

Dancing with your pants down, down

Broken backs and heart attacks, surrounded by clover

Sun in our eyes! Cool breeze, the sweet smell of chlorophyll on leather

It's all that we need! One hill, and hundreds of people stuck together

Now that we're down, we better get busy

You know we got a lot of ground to cover, and we gotta keep ourselves lubricated

And every time we turn around, we find each other dripping and dizzy

Just think of all the many minutes that we went and squandered all those days we waited