The Centaur

Most people are curious

and wanna get dirt on

The Centaur; I'm famous

I walk around with no shirt on

The easiest way would be for you to lie face down

I'm a man

But I'm built like a horse from the waist down

People are afraid of me but act like they love me

Feast your eyes upon my nudity

I am Beauty AND the Beast

I have plenty to say

But nobody listens because my clock is so clean, the hour hand is missing; so I'm famous for it

"Freaky" is what everyone's name is for it

Sure, it's larger than yours

I'm a CENTAUR for Chrissakes!

I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music

I'm told passion is my specialty

But really I'm old-fashioned

And I'm quite well-built

As fas as physiques go

So people seem to think that I belong in a freak show

They wanna have pictures taken

Constantly assumin' that my sex drive

is three times that of a normal human

Askin' silly questions like I'm their personal mentor

All they care about is my undercarriage because I'm a centaur

The porno industry

Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie

'Cause they think I look funny

But I'm lookin' for true love

Not cookies and crumbs

More than a sore thumb - I have a complicated mind

I'm not the favorite kind of companion

For the average person

Sometimes things start well

But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem

Or else they're unimpressed with the attention that you get

Bein' a centaur's love interest

You don't care about my next life

Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our sex life

Most people are curious

and wanna get dirt on

The Centaur; I'm famous

I walk around with no shirt on

The easiest way would be for you to lie face down

I'm a man

But I'm built like a horse from the waist down

Most people are curious

and wanna get dirt on

The Centaur; I'm famous

I walk around with no shirt on

The easiest way would be for you to lie face down

I'm a man

call me "country"

so handsome, known to throw a tantrum, quick on the draw than a dog pulling a rikshaw. rock star talkative, talented, provocative

awkward socially, unusually emotional, weighed in proportion my heart is the warmest, unfortunately for me my private part is enormous.. also the normal, I am also the authority on all sorts of important stuff morally the centaur

historically horrible, adorable not exactly, magically attractive, drastically endowed, rocket powered jock-unit, nothing new to talk about it, don't even look at me sideways or crookedly, i am crotchedy in more ways than one, macho,

watch out now,

I am furry and furious

Most people are curious

and wanna get dirt on

The Centaur.