Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Jimmy Buffett
Canonical path: /buffett-jimmy/money-back-guarantee
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
Money Back Guarantee
Read Money Back Guarantee lyrics by Jimmy Buffett on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Money Back Guarantee
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
One day you'll be glad I came around
I may be the best thing you have found Ain't much you can count on in this town
I swear I'm speaking from my heart
And I want let you down
My love is guaranteed
You're never going to see the end of me
I've got all you need
Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer
Late night TV hawk-eyed screamer
You'll be the coffee I'll be the creamer
I'm money back, money back guaranteed
Money back, money back guaranteed
I just do my best to stay alive
Got a junked out car but you should see me drive
Racing down St. Charles Avenue
Ain't got much but what I got
Will sure be good for you
My love is guaranteed
You're never going to see the end of me
I've got all you need
Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer
Late night TV hawk-eyed screamer
You'll be the coffee I'll be the creamer
I'm money back, money back guaranteed
Money back, money back guaranteed
Flyin' down the highway of my dreams
You will find my crazy love
Is always what it seems
My love is guaranteed
You're never going to see the end of me
I've got all you need
Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer
Late night TV hawk-eyed screamer
You'll be the coffee I'll be the creamer
I'm money back, money back guaranteed
Money back, money back guaranteed
I'm money back, money back guaran...
Money back, money back guaran...
Money back, money back guaranteed
Money back, money back guaran...
Money back, money back guaran...
I'm money back, money back guaranteed
Money back, money back guaran...
Money back, money back
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Money Back Guarantee"?
Jimmy Buffett performs "Money Back Guarantee", and this lyric page sits inside the Jimmy Buffett catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Money Back Guarantee"?
Yes. The related section below points to The Party At The End Of The World and A Frenchman For The Night with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Jimmy Buffett?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Jimmy Buffett's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Money Back Guarantee yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.