Woman Goin' Crazy On Caroline Street

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There's a woman goin' crazy on Caroline street

Stoppin' every man that she does meet

Sayin' if you be gentle, if you be sweet

I'll show you my place on Caroline street

She claimed in a loud voice to be a dancer

But I don't think she's cut a rug in years

Listens to the juke box for her answers

Slowly guzzles twenty-five cent beers

Talks about the men she's known and then some

She's seen them in her dreams and on the street

She slides her dapper legs from beneath the table

As if to reveal some kind of treat

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Her lover left her stranded in Jamaica

And just right now she can't recall his name

Perceiving she is the center of attention

And all the lurking eyes they look the same

Weather's got the shrimpers in a frenzy

They're horny and don't need a good excuse

Someone yells and things just start erupting

In a flash all hell has broken loose

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When I woke up and looked around the bar room

She was gone and I was black and blue

So be careful when you go to swing your partner

`Cause someone might just take a swing at you

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