I'll Be Mrs

Mr. Xander Harris - that's what he is to the world outside

That's the name he carries with pride

I'm just lately Anya - not very much to the world, I know

All these years with nothing to show

I've boned a troll, I've wreaked some wrath,

But on the whole, I've had no path.

I like to bowl, I'm good with math,

But who am I?

Now I reply that

I'm the Missis

I will be his Missis

Mrs. Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins Harris

What's the point of loving...

I mean except for the sweaty part

What's the point of losing your heart?

Maybe if you're lucky

Being a pair makes you twice as tall

Maybe you're not losing at all

No need to cover up my heart

Plus see above RE: sweaty part

So maybe love is pretty smart

And so am I

I found my guy!

And I'll be Missis

I will be his Missis

Mrs. Anya Lame-Ass-Made-Up--Name Harris.

We'll never part

Not if we can

And if we start

Then here's my plan

I'll show him what bliss is

Welcome him with kisses

'Cause this is a Missis who misses her man

He's my Xander

And he's awfully swell

It makes financial sense as well,

Although he can be "I'll never tell"

Just stand aside

Here comes the bride

I'll be Missis

I will be his Missis

I will beeeee -