Bagged A Big 1

I love my old wheel but it's got police appeal

Yeah so what - it takes a hippie from point A to point B

Till they'd tailin' my plate fresh outta BK

On Saturday at 1AM on the Xway to my girl

And my new box in Jerz - ya know I didn't see em

They didn't give me a sign but they said I did flee 'em

And they pull me to the side - said my needle was to high

Then they ran me through the Pentium and said "Surprise, surprise...

You're gonna fry" - I said WHY? They said "Ya lie"

And then took a long blind look into my eyes and read me my right

Then they took my freedom and my money and they frisk me and they 'cuff me

And they took my face and fingers and they through me in a cage

Yeah, ya bagged a big 1, a big 1 like me

Ya bagged a big 1, ya cleaned the streets

Yeah, ya bagged a big 1, a big 1 like me

Ya met ya quota, now go home free

Take 'em down to the hole in the ground

Don't make a move, don't make a sound

Take 'em down to the hole in the ground

Don't make a move, don't make a sound

Sittin' in the cell while I listen to ya joke about your superior

Who said ya got to collar more theives

Well thank you for restructurin' my 'pinion of the law

Over someone else's error at the DMV

Ya let me call a friend to get me out at 4AM

So I can see my name and address printed Monday page 3

Yeah, ya made the world a safer place by hikin' my insurance rate

And tellin' my employers that they shouldn't hire me

Thank you...

Yeah, ya bagged a big 1, a big 1 like me

Ya bagged a big 1, ya cleaned the streets

Yeah, ya bagged a big 1, a big 1 like me

Ya met ya quota, now go home free

Take 'em down to the hole in the ground

Don't make a move, don't make a sound

Take 'em down to the hole in the ground

Don't make a move, don't make a sound

Take 'em down to the hole in the ground

Don't make a move, don't make a sound

Take 'em down to the hole in the ground

Don't make a move, don't make a sound