Red Pets

Red pets - they get me so excited

They make me want to go to sea

They make me jump and shout and holler

They're really getting to me

Everyone says they lift weights

Except for me, I think they're great

Red pets, ah red pets

Red pets - I don't mean Guccione, and I don't mean Hugh

I want to go to Moscow, tell you what I'm going to do

Olga Korbut drives me mad, I'll buy some vodka for her dad

Red pets...grrrr, red pets

Red pets - Martina Navratilova, and Mrs. Gorbachev as well

Don't give up all of their secrets

They've got some stories to tell

Everyone says keep in touch, I don't think that they care that much

Red pets, red pets

Oh, everyone says keep in touch

I don't think that they care too much

Red pets, red pets

Red pets - Svetlana Peters, she's not defective at all

( Stalin's daughter )

I wanna go to Leningrad, and I'm gonna have a ball

Could turn the house into a wardrobe, could drive the vicar astray

Could make me join the Navy, I think they've got a lot to say

But everyone says keep in touch,

I don't think that they care too much

Everyone says they lift weights

Except for me, I think they're great

Everyone says keep in touch

I know they just don't care that much

Disconnect the party line

I think we're going to need some time

Red pets, grrr, red pets

Red pets, red pets