Sandy Confessions

Down at yanille in the magic guild

Bert, pipe down man I know how ya' feel

'Bout to lose your job but you gotta be a man

We gon' find out who's hands in the sand

Jim, I just want this shit to pay off

But now a dead guy gonna get me laid off

Water won't work, can't pay my bill

Plus this whole damn town gonna think I killed

Shut up bert, just lemme do the quest

Hand belongs to clarance I'ma put this to rest

Went to brimhaven had a talk with sandy

(That's bert's boss, this bitch smell like brandy)

Ahh, God damn bert, he's playin' you

Lyin' 'bout your hours this man ain't payin' you

Picked his shitty pocket, now I understand

Pulled my hand out and there's a shitload of sand

I don't get it cause I just wanna dig up all this sand

But he just, don't let me, don't let me, don't lеt me

God damn this dude colder than a blizzard

You'rе under a spell so I'm goin' to the wizard

I'ma kick his ass, I'll get sandy's confession

I'll get the truth while I teach him a lesson

I made this drink, it's just a little potion

Take a whiff, (hoo!) that shit is potent

When he takes this, he cannot tell a lie

Can't wait for him to say that he's been sleepin' with a guy (what?)

Never mind, went back to bert's work slipped it in his tea

Took a slurp how the hell did he not see?

Yo sandy, yelled at him like his parents, that's right bitch

Now tell me why you killed clarence

Have fun in prison sandy, and don't drop the soap

Tryna frame my boy bert, deprivin' him of hope?

By release, buddy you remember that name

I hid his body parts all over the game

Wait what, what did you just

Yeah you gotta start lookin' for

You hid his body parts?

His arms head

Are you fucking

They're everywhere man, good luck

Oh my God