Page type: lyric reference
Artist: C2k
Canonical path: /c2k/bathroom-song
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Bathroom Song
Read Bathroom Song lyrics by C2k on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Bathroom Song
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Look at me
Ain't I neat?
wouldn't you think the driver's completely out of his mind?
wouldn't you think I'm the girl
the girl who has to pee?
look at this van
there's no toilet
how many hours can one person hold it?
looking around here you'd think
sure, she's really gotta pee
I've got toilets and sinks aplenty
I've got toilet paper and towels galore
(you want bathrooms? I've got 20!)
but who cares?
There not here
Can you stop?
I wanna be where the bathrooms are
I wanna see wanna see 'em flushing
driving around on those
(what do you call 'em? oh, tires)
screaming at the driver you don't get to far
toliets are required for peeing, pooping
strolling along down a
(what's that word again?) oh, highway
up where they pee
up where they poop
up where they sit all day on the pot
wondering why
wish I could be
part of that group
what would I give
if I could pee
right in those toilets!
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C2k performs "Bathroom Song", and this lyric page sits inside the C2k catalog on LyroVerse.
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